Nashville's Most Unique Tour - Nash Trash Tour

Break out the hairspray and blue eye shadow cuz its time for the Nash Trash Tour! The Nash Trash Tour takes you onto the big pink bus and whisks you around town and through the parts of Nashville history you won't hear about anywhere else. Nashville's most unique tour and one that will keep you laughing the entire time. Now this tour is really geared towards adults but is okay for most teenagers as well. It is a BYOB tour and they do provide a minimal a small snack. Now don't expect all factual stories or pure history here...This is done for fun so if you want serious, I'll tell you who provides that.

Visit their website and tell 'em you heard about the tour from "The Nashville Experience with Corey Webb." http://www.nashtrash.com/

Prices per person including TN sales tax:
$29.50 13 and up ($32 includes driver tip)
$27.31 55 and up (30 includes driver tip)



Inside the big pink bus

Party pig in the country

Two brothers on a houseboat on a river in Kentucky

Computer Trap Shoot in Kentucky

Volkswagen on a Wednesday- Un-Pimp Your Ride

Cowbama dude!!!

What do you get when you put Obama, a surfer and a cowboy together? Cowbama

Cledus T. Judd is back with some great titles

These should be funny to hear. Cledus is a wacky and goofy music man who can make us laugh with his remakes of country hits. Below are some of his newest songs. Beverly Keel reported today that he was taping the video for his song "Waitin on Obama" which is based around the sound of "Waitin on a Woman" by Brad Paisley.
~Corey



Cledus T. Judd has recorded "Waitin' On Obama," to the tune of Brad Paisley's hit, "Waiting on a Woman." The lyrics include, "Waitin' to vote down at City Hall/Watchin' gas go up and the stock/market fall, when he asked me/You waitin' on Obama/I said I guess, how 'bout you/He said son, ever since George W./I've been waitin'/Waitin' on Obama."

The album will be titled Polyrically Correct" and contain "Garth Must Be Busy," a parody of Brooks & Dunn's "God Must Be Busy," and "I Saw Garth Today," a parody of George Strait's "I Saw God Today."

Beverly Keel's column has more on Cledus as well as Dave Pomeroy, Taylor Swift and Rascal Flatts.

A new form of heating?

Lard in the fireplace...Hmm, maybe it would be cheaper then gas.

Pictures of some interesting luggage tags

Webbspun Ideas has a travel story created via MadLibs

We watched "Martian Child" on the flight from Germany

We watched this movie on the flight back from Germany and I have to tell you that it won me over. I got a little misty-eyed, laughed alot and overall just loved it. It was cute, sweet and I felt his pain as I am learning to deal with two teenage boys.

I realize it isn't easy and that I don't know what to do very often or how to be a role model and yet I realize that I just need to be me and let them be themselves then we do alright. I still have a lot to learn but I wouldn't trade my life with my fiance and her children for anything. I learn so much about myself from them while also trying to give them just as much back.



Visit the "Martian Child" website.

A Warning to the Tourists

Pocatello, Idaho

Submitted by Maureen Witwer to the Houston Chronicle.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Dig the movies of Chewie and the connection that Leia and Luke have. See the amazing dance-off between the stars of Star Wars.

Middle Tennessee Barbies

Mattel recently announced the released of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Middle Tennessee market:

GREEN HILLS BARBIE:
This princess Barbie is sold only at Green Hills Mall. She comes with an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter luxury house. Available with or without Swan Ball tickets, tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

BELLEVUE BARBIE:
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Winstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

DONELSON BARBIE:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably with small, untraceable bills)....Unless you're a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about.

FRANKLIN/COOL SPRINGS BARBIE:
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, NM & Saks credit cards, Manolo Blahniks for night, Kate Spades for day, snap-on boobs and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

BELLE MEADE BARBIE:
This Barbie comes with many of the same features as Franklin/Cool Springs Barbie; however, she has too much class from her old money upbringing to show it off. Vanderbilt Faculty Member Ken and Private School Snob Skipper also available. Like Franklin/Cool Springs Barbie, you won't be able to afford these either.

SPRINGFIELD BARBIE:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR T-shirt and Tweety Birt tattoo on her shoulder. She has a 6-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick Mullet-Haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

BRENTWOOD BARBIE:
This collagen-injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard-print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.

CHEATHAM COUNTY BARBIE:
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Springfield Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, a see-through halter top, and a University of Alabama baseball cap. Let's not forget the ass tattoo and thong. Also available with a mobile home.

HILLSBORO VILLAGE BARBIE:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow" or "Pangaea" or some other New Age bullshit name. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two HILLSBORO VILLAGE Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

PRESTON TAYLOR/EDGEHILL/DODGE CITY/NORTH NASHVILLE/BORDEAUX BARBIE:
This Barbie is found in many areas and now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED, mouth grill and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

HENDERSONVILLE BARBIE:
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.

SOUTH NASHVILLE/EAST NASHVILLE BARBIE:
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts. He/She can be found sipping fine wines or cuba libres at Tribe, browsing at Out Loud!, or dancing at The Chute. Don't look for this Barbie/Ken before 11pm along 8th Avenue South, as he/she is probably enjoying the drag show at The Chute or at Cabaret. White/gold stretch limo optional.

Also new for 2007:
Madison Barbie, Dickson County Barbie, TSU Barbie, and Antioch Barbie.
Full descriptions of these models coming soon!

Giada De Laurentiis...Nice Carrots!

When Food is This Good

"Food so good, makes ya wanna bite your tongue off."

Shawanda- Muddea's Chicken and Waffles